We’ve rounded up some of the best of what our authors have been doing, reading, and thinking this week.
Troll, troll, troll your boat, aggressively down the stream. Angrily, angrily, angrily, angrily…hope you still can breathe.
— Ethan Nichtern (@ethannichtern) July 29, 2016
Don't like Hillary cause she was the gal in class with all the right answers? Know who that makes her? Hermione. Oh yes. I'm with Her-mione.
— Jonathan Rabb (@jrrabb) August 3, 2016
It's always a promising sign when you start a first draft with "As has been observed TK times by now, TK is TK."
— Meghan Daum (@meghan_daum) August 2, 2016
I hope #PokemonGO stays on as language of metaphor. "I've wasted so much of my stardust powering up that rat. I thought I could evolve him"
— Michael Idov (@michaelidov) August 4, 2016
when the aliens land i hope the first thing they see is a teen in the summer opening his velcro wallet to pay for a 2L bottle of orange soda
— Durga Chew-Bose (@durgapolashi) July 25, 2016